...have T-rex arms or a micro-penis?
This is the latest one I heard in a long line of "would you rathers". Obviously this one isn't made for the laaadies, unless maybe it was like "would you rather have T-rex arms or a 6ft labia?" But it doesn't translate quite as well.
Anyyyyyway, so this particular "would you rather" triggered much debate among the three males discussing this urgent topic. The general feeling was that owning a micro-penis was a more viable option. After all, who wants to give up tennis? Or using a knife and fork? Or waving your arms in the air like you just dont care?
And since we're on the subject, would you rather have a head the size of a large beach ball or a ping pong ball?
Think about it.
What would be weirder?
Give me a beach ball head anyday. Imagine the ping pong ball option. I mean, really! You could only ever eat rice crispies and the first kiss on a date would be a nightmare - for both parties.
Not to mention, haircuts. One wrong snip and "oh sorry, was that your neck?"
Yes, these are the questions one must ask in life. Or at a party when there's an awkward silence.