I think I smell a scam

I find scams highly entertaining. The funniest aspect is that people fall for them. We joke about a pleady Nigerian asking us over email (Dear Friend,...) to send $10 000 so he can secure his $20 mil fortune and give us some, but people actually have fallen for it. THOUSANDS of people.

Fools!! The lot of you.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

But some scams are just so slimy, especially when they appeal to one's religious side. Example:
http://eternal-earthbound-pets.com/

And next week on PERIWEARSPANTS, we will go behind the scenes to investigate: PONZI SCAMS

My personal favourite.