The quietest band I've ever seen

Finally got to shoot and direct my own piece.
Thank goodness Sea Point is so naturally pretty.

Hand Model

World's Greatest Hand Model Exactly As Creepy As You'd Expect World's Greatest Hand Model To Be

Zoolander was right! They really do keep their hands in protective cases.

Please tell this woman to stop holding her arms in the air when she gets into lifts.

Haha. Flowers. Getting kicked in the face.
I feel so evil posting this. But how can you not?
Besides, I don't always like flowers either. I like them sometimes, but then they die.
Such drama-queens, those flowers.
Give me a cactus anyday. They're such survivors. Ugly, but tough. Like Mickey Rourke.

What what where??

You know when you just cant get a song out of your head? It's so damn catchy and you sing it in the lift under your breath. And you sing it in in the bath. And you sing it around friend's children, and then they start to sing it. And then one day their parents hear them singing it and they get upset because the song is only suitable for adults, and then the parents ask the kid: "Where did you hear that?" and the kid replies, "Uncle Peri was singing it." And then you get banned from the house.

This is one of those songs:



And what a music vid. Totally worthy of 32million views.

I'll watch once more. 32, 000,00and1.

Apology

Blogs. They take time. And sometimes, one doesn't have time.

Sorry my 7 followers. I've let you down.

Don't touch me on my Studio: The Hollywood Remake

Seems like everyone is getting touchy about being touched.

Who would have guessed that a high-pitched, terrified E-tv news anchor could have inspired the journalist world to stand up against overly amorous interviewees. Mr Visagie learnt his lesson, and now this damn fool from Laguna Honda better back the eff up.

Honestly. What's with all these public displays of handies on shouldies.

This guy was WAY out of line. WAY!

I'm glad we're starting to respect each other's personal space again.

Jesse James comes clean

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Wow this video is uncomfortable.

I love the stare down by Ms Interviewer. How bad would you feel if this woman caught you doing something wrong? That is a perfectly executed death stare. Her disappointment is palpable.

No wonder Jesse begins to fidget like a heroin addict. Poor grease monkey. I even feel bad for him. I'm sure Sandra was upset about the whole thing, but there's no way she could have pulled off that level of reprimanding silence.